Ok, well you see it’s like this ... Y’all know how I wanted a date for tonight right? Well the online dating service didn’t work and I was sitting home alone tonight ... Saturday Night. It was the first time off work in ages. I was itchin’ to do something exciting, something NEW. I wanted to have fun! I wanted a man!
I checked out a couple of adult chat rooms. Well being that I never did this kind of thing before, it filled all my requirements of NEW, EXCITING, and WITH A MAN, I had for the tonight. I flexed my fingers and broadened my mind. Check it out friends - I was feeling naughty!
What follows are my two (first and last) experiences in Cyber-Sex.
Cyber-Sex with 'Badness'
"Badness": hi there sweet, you wanna fool around?
"sweet_tj": Well, I’ve never done this before, but I’m game.
"Badness": Just say how you feel baby, you’ll do fine.
"sweet_tj": Ok, here goes nothing, or everything....
"sweet_tj": Baby, I been havin a tuff night so treat me nice alright?
"Badness": Alright.
"Badness": Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
"sweet_tj": I slip out of my pants, just for you, Badness
"Badness": Oh yeah, alright. Alright, I put on my cloak and wizard hat.
"sweet_tj": Oh, I like to play dress up.
"Badness": Me too baby.
"sweet_tj": I kiss you softly on your chest.
"Badness": I cast Lvl. 4 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
"sweet_tj": Hey...
"Badness": I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Hard on of the Infinite.
"sweet_tj": I don't get it...
"Badness": I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Abyss.
"sweet_tj": I think I’m doing something wrong... This is ridiculous.
"Badness": Don't f*ck with me #@%$!, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
"Badness": I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 10,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
"sweet_tj": Don't ever message me again you piece of $!@%.
"Badness": Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts a counter attack,
"Badness": leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
"Badness": King Arthur and the knights of the round table congratulate me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army
"Badness": of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
"Badness": You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
"Badness": Baby?
Cyber-Sex with ‘bigboy4U’
"sweet_tj": ‘knock knock’
"bigboy4U": hi there sweet, you wanna fool around?
"sweet_tj": Cyber? I don’t know how, I tried it once, but it was awful.
"bigboy4U": oh baby anything as sweet as you can’t be awful.
"sweet_tj": It was just a few minutes ago, really the guy was a nutcase!
"bigboy4U": Well give this bigboy a try, I won’t do you wrong.
"sweet_tj": Ok, I’m game. Are you ready?
"bigboy4U": Alright, yeah I'm ready.
"sweet_tj": I like your name... Tee hee ;o)
"bigboy4U": huh huh, yeah, I made it for the ladies.
"sweet_tj": Mmm, I like it a lot. Let me show you.
"sweet_tj": I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
"bigboy4U": Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
"sweet_tj": What the F*&%, It’s you! You asshole I told you not to message me again!!
"bigboy4U": Oh Shit, Wait,,, you messaged me,!!
"sweet_tj": I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fucking asshole
"bigboy4U": Oh shit!
and I am smiling....
(It's the hilarity of my life that is so damn funny ... sigh!)
love me later~tj
