My Multiply Buddy Cherie threw out this challenge. Now I offer it to all of you. It isn't as easy as it would seem to be at first glance.
One hundred things about me…
1. I used to wear makeup until one day when I was in my 20's I woke up and my eyes were swollen shut from mascara. I haven’t worn makeup since that day.
2. I love M&M’s any flavor any color, but the green ones are my favorites. They just taste better to me.
3. I can’t get through the day without coffee…lot’s of it! Instant, brewed, percolated, dripped, 2 creamers, 1 Equal and an ice cube or a splash of cold water and I am happy. McDonald’s and Starbuck’s are my favorite coffees.
4. I like liver and onions. I only order them at restaurants because I don’t like the lingering smell of them in my house.
5. I’ve been told that I am a generous lover and a great kisser.
6. I want to visit Ireland.
7. I don’t eat venison. Ever. Growing up in a hunting family this was a difficult thing to not do. I have no problem with deer hunting, I just don’t like the flavor.
8. I have 2 grown children a son and a daughter and 2 grandchildren a boy and a girl.
9. My son calls me 'Momma'.
10. My daughter calls me 'Mommy'.
11. I hate being called 'Mom'.
12. My grandson calls me 'Yaya'.
13. I collect pennies from 1984.
14. I have been married a total of 17 years in my life. Two years the first time. 15 years the second.
15. I’ve been divorced. Twice. I let a man move in with me for a year or so, but I wasn’t married to him. I asked him to leave. He was an alcoholic, and broke my spirit.
16. I have learned not to fully love again.
17. I have learned not to fully trust again.
18. I have learned never to allow myself to be controlled by another person ever again.
19. I love to hug people. All people.
20. My favorite sport to watch is High School Football. There is no other sport that I have seen that the players play for the sheer pleasure of playing. You can scour the earth and find no more passionate players than a High School Football Team.
21. I love emeralds. I think every redhead should wear emeralds.
22. I spend way too much time on the computer.
23. I believe in God and the power of prayer.
24. I have a hard time asking for help when I really need it.
25. I give everything I am in a relationship. Too much. I almost give ‘me’ up in a relationship just to make someone else happy.
26. I’m selfish when it comes to time spent with my family.
27. I once drove a semi truck fully loaded with cans of Coca-Cola down the freeway for about 9 miles on a dare. It was a thirteen gear double clutch truck, and I did it with out a pause!
28. I love wearing flannel footy pajamas, I wear them all winter long.
29. I long to be married one day to a man who adores me.
30. My favorite kisses are from my grandchildren.
31. I only wear white cotton ‘granny’ panties.
32. I hate wearing socks ... and shoes.
33. I don't believe in 'soul mates'.
34. I am an Aquarian.
35. I’m a published author.
36. One time I was visiting my sister-in-law in Ohio and there was this great hill I drove down. I got this idea that I could get my car airborne on that hill so I turned my Pinto around and did just that. I hit that hill going 95 mph and flew off it. The car came down and the feeling was so euphoric... until the cops stopped me. I got away with a warning the day I learned to fly. I have never flown a car since.
37. I have lived in 3 houses and 3 apartments throughout my life.
38. I own my home. It was one of my proudest moments in my life signing the paperwork. ONE owner. ME.
39. I weighed 496 pounds when I was 21 years old.
40. I had gastric bypass surgery to lose weight. I lost 361 pounds.
41. I had to have my gastric bypass reversed 17 years later. The doctor told me I would gain all my weight back.
42. I weigh 238 pounds now.
43. I almost died because I wanted to be thin.
44. I’m very comfortable with my body size now.
45. I was a union president for almost 10 years.
46. I was the first ever woman to sit on City Council in my little town. They named a day after me when my term was up.
47. I have a cat named Eugene that came to my house as a tiny, near death kitten. I fell in love with him. He’s still here and weighs 21 pounds and is 11 years old.
48. I’m not a cat person.
49. I’m extremely shy and afraid of new people entering my life. My coworker’s view me as outgoing and gregarious, so I hide it well.
50. I despise change. My furniture hasn’t been rearranged in 12 years.
51. I once delivered an hour long speech in front of 3500 people, and received great reviews on it.
52. I love the smell of diesel fuel.
53. I adore my Ma’s Parmesan Chicken.
54. I would make up things to do with my kids when they were little, because I couldn’t afford to pay for a day outing. We would go to a bridge over the freeway and count the trucks and wave at drivers. I used to take them to the airport when they were little. I would pack a lunch and we would sit on a blanket watching the airplanes take off and land. We took scavenger hunt walks a lot. They still remember those times as great times.
55. My children grew up rich even though we never had two pennies to rub together.
56. I have a great (albeit warped) sense of humor.
57. Stephen King is my favorite author. His writing scares the hell outta me.
58. I dig life.
59. If I get an idea for writing I will stop and write it down on anything handy. Restaurant placemats, napkins, toilet paper, my hand... If I don’t write it down immediately, the specifics of what I’m thinking will leave me and I am left with generalizations.
60. I like to be cuddled.
61. I love to sing.
62. The smell of Noxema Lotion is comforting to me.
63. I am a redhead, and ornery.
64. I love old Musicals. Singing in the Rain, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Holiday Inn. I love Gene Kelley, Bing Crosby and that whole era of shows.
65. I love exploring the nooks and crannies you only find in the hollers in West Virginia.
66. I dig people with integrity. They are hard to find.
67. I am honest to a fault.
68. If I am mad, I won’t talk. I need time to think it through before I say something I might regret later. I didn’t talk one time in my marriage for 13 days.
69. Writing is my biggest passion but I don’t share much of it. I get embarrassed when people read my pieces. I’m not very good at it, and don’t like folks commenting on my skills.
70. I wear Estee’ Lauder Cinnabar perfume.
71. I have trouble being naked in front of people.
72. I had a grand maul seizure once because of low blood sugar.
73. I’ve won 7 ribbons at the County Fair over the years. All of them for my baking.
74. I am deathly afraid of low flying bats. I have panic attacks if one is in my house.
75. I was an unwed mother.
76. I quit smoking when I was pregnant. I want to quit again, and NOT be pregnant.
77. I hate to shop for shoes, I own 2 pair of shoes.
78. I spent a week with my best friend almost 10 years ago. Her son committed suicide and I stayed with her making arrangements and helping her bury him. It was the hardest thing I ever did for a friend. We've been best friends for almost 30 years.
79. I have about 9 gazillion freckles.
80. My proudest accomplishments in my life are my children.
81. I have 5 tattoos.
82. I went deep sea fishing off the Jersey shore once and caught a fish big enough to eat. It was the only ‘keeper’ of the day. I kissed the fish.
83. I’m a lousy housekeeper.
84. I love the music that Harry Chapin made.
85. I’m allergic to hay and corn tassels.
86. I’m faithfully my daddy’s little girl.
87. I play the TV for background noise. I rarely sit down to watch a show.
88. The first memory of what I wanted to be never changed…I always wanted nothing more than to be a mother and a teacher. I am both.
89. My saddest moment in life was when my firstborn daughter died. She was 4 hours old. I named her Christopher Robin.
90. I have never been beautiful.
91. My favorite movies are Heart & Souls, Braveheart and Pretty Woman.
92. I love feeding seagulls at the beach.
93. I have two older brothers. Neither of which I’m really close to. I’m okay with that.
94. I love the feeling of holding a newborn baby on my tummy.
95. I have been to the Ozark Mountains.
96. I watched a man get beat up by his brother once, his brother attacked him with a hammer. I called 911, and held his bleeding head in my hands. When the police arrived, I threw up.
97. I am addicted to my grandson’s giggles.
98. Autumn is my favorite season of all.
99. I have held the same job for 21 years. I am a Head Start Pre-School teacher.
100. I love splashing in mud puddles.